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girl scout cookie madness

February 4, 2009

a message from the Vegan Board of Health:*

Dear Maya,

First, we’d like to Congratulate you on the outstanding job you did in unknowingly selecting two varieties of vegan Girl Scout cookies this year.  Enjoy!

Second, we’d like to inform you of the potential health problems in your choice to consume mass quantities of vegan Girl Scout cookies, and nothing else, for dinner the past two nights.  Maybe you should consider adding some tofu and broccoli to your meal, just maybe, a consideration.  If nothing else, please dip them in soy milk and finish off the glass afterwards.  Then maybe have another glass too – the unsweetened, vitamin fortified variety, Ma’am.  That will also help.

Good Luck!

Yours truly,

VBOH

*ok, from the fictitious VBOH.  i’m not sure such a thing exists.  in fact, it probably doesn’t… but maybe it should, in Portland, i could be their in house counsel… hmmmmmm.  call me, VBOH, ok?

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  1. personalinsight permalink
    February 5, 2009 12:46 pm

    If my girl scout cookies were here already, I’d eat them for dinner, too. So, don’t be too hard on yourself. Girl Scout cookies is a dinner for a champion. 🙂

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